Percentages

This is a plastic spider.   

Things like this appear in my home periodically for no very good reason that I can think of. But I have ways of dealing. 

Percentage of the time I step on said item to make sure it is fake: 100

Percentage of the time aforementioned test results in breakage: about 50

Percentage of the time I spend any energy at all feeling bad about that: 0

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