Actual text conversation with my husband:
Paul: <long ridiculous chain text with problems not only on the grammatical but the theological and philosophical level that I should forward for extra blessings and angels because it’s proof I love Jesus, possibly with some very sketchy thing about saving the life of a child or maybe it was a puppy, so basically everything that is wrong with the internet>
Me: Why do you hate me?
Paul: I thought you loved God!
Me: I thought I loved you.
Twelve years later, and the romance is still alive.