I may need help. 

This is an actual text conversation from this afternoon. 

Me: If UVA doesn’t pull it together they’re going to bust my bracket. 

Friend: I can’t even believe you are telling me such things.

Me: I don’t know who I am anymore.  


I don’t care about college basketball. I don’t know anything about college basketball. I haven’t watched a game since I was in college. There is nothing riding on this bracket. Literally nothing. 

I don’t even know why I care. BUT I DO.

Madness indeed. 

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