This is an actual text conversation from this afternoon.
Me: If UVA doesn’t pull it together they’re going to bust my bracket.
Friend: I can’t even believe you are telling me such things.
Me: I don’t know who I am anymore.
I don’t care about college basketball. I don’t know anything about college basketball. I haven’t watched a game since I was in college. There is nothing riding on this bracket. Literally nothing.
I don’t even know why I care. BUT I DO.
Madness indeed.