But that has not stopped me from nearly having a coronary. Multiple times.
Also it moves. Seriously. It has those wheels that you can pull back and then it will run forward. It can skitter across the floor.
Just re-read that again if it wasn’t horrifying enough the first time.
I’m not entirely sure who is responsible for the object appearing in my house. But I have my suspicions.
Fess up now. It’ll be better for you, I promise.
In Texas? That would be real. Hence, I had an exterminator visit before I even had wifi to the house!