Scene: Trying to leave the house. Late as usual.
Me: Get in the car, please.
L: Hey mom why is there a moon?
Me: I don’t know. Get in the car.
L: You can’t fish in the spawning grounds. Did you know that?
Me: No. Get in the car.
L: some other nonsense I can’t remember
Me: Get. In. The. Car.
L: Why does …
Me: GET IN THE CAR!!!!!!!
L, terribly injured: Mama, why are you yelling at me?