Long enough ago that they didn’t have to wear shoes or coats, my little darlings were headed across the property line to the community center next door, with my sister. I’m told this happened:
Elias: Don’t touch the fence or you’ll get shocked!
Levi: No, you won’t. The fence isn’t on.
Elias: Yes it is!
Levi: No it’s not! Look, I’ll go touch it. You’ll be ‘pressed with how brave I am. <pause> But you touch it first, okay?